Terms and Conditions
Welcome to Dfakeology!
By accessing this website, you acknowledge that all products are original designs unrelated to any trademarks. Purchases constitute agreement to these terms.
All sales are terminal transactions. Returns are prohibited unless:
You provide notarized proof of time travel
The product violates laws of physics
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License
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Hyperlinking to our Content
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Content Liability
We shall not be held responsible if our products cause identity crises, social embarrassment, or sudden urges to join a monastery.
This document is valid in all jurisdictions where sarcasm is legally recognized as a defense mechanism.
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Reservation of Rights
We reserve the right to:
Alter reality (i.e., modify content)
Terminate your access during full moons
Send cryptic emails containing Kafka quotes
Disclaimer
Products are provided “as is” and may:
Fade faster than your youth
Lack actual gold content despite shiny appearance
Exist in quantum superposition of legal/illegal states
